Now Open For Submissions
Have you spent three hours being sent from one office to another, only to find yourself back in the first office?
Ever sent in a form, only to be told it has to be resubmitted because it was in Calibri and not in Times New Roman?
We want to hear those stories! The world is bound tightly in Red Tape and we want those of you out there, in that never ending queue to know you are not alone!
We’re going to leave the last words to the late great Douglas Adams who quite aptly, turned bureaucratic office workers into planet destroying aliens… Quite right too.
“Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy — not evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”